November Metal Hammer

I just managed to pick up the November issue of Metal Hammer, I don't normally buy magazines, and when I do I go for Terroriser mag.
However, the November issue of Metal Hammer has a Dimmu Borgir Badge & beanie, a talking opening cover that says "Unlock and open the gates HAHAHA" i don't fully understand why this is, a) funny and, Secondly- scary (as the hype on the front cover would suggest)